Now a test after a chuckle. ~~dru~~

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Here is your chuckle for the day, thanx to my friend Bob. ~~dru~~

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An Englishman went on safari in Zambia, taking his faithful corgi along for company. One day the corgi decided to go do some exploring on her own. 

As she was wandering around, she saw a leopard approaching with the obvious intention of having her for lunch. Just in time, she noticed some bones on the ground nearby, and settled down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching leopard.

When the cat was close enough to pounce, the corgi said, “Wow, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the leopard immediately halted his attack and retreated into the jungle. “Whew, that was close,” said the leopard. “That dog nearly got me.”

A monkey who had witnessed the whole encounter from a nearby tree figured that he could put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection. So he went after the leopard, and when…

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Image by Erika Oller

Prompt: Darkness & Deep

When I am in deep

There is not always darkness

Sometimes I see light

~~dru~~

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out of vodka

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To the “Father” of my catz, a guy who has always gone above and beyond

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY

OLD WAYS WON’T OPEN NEW DOORS!

~dru~~

The hardest part about going in to take an afternoon nap is…..

getting up out of the chair!

~~dru~~

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Where do all those clothes go?  The ones you just had on that pile over there?  The socks that were a pair when put in the wash and a single RSVP when they come out of the dryer?  That dress you only wore once and you know you hung up last week, right there at the place between those two others?

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Well I know where they go.  I had a dream last night and it came to me like things do in a dream.

While we sleep the clothes trolls sneak in through our dreams and mine our bedrooms and laundry rooms for the exact jewel like pieces that will complete their ensembles.

BLAME IT ON THE DIRTY CLOTHES TROLLS

~~dru~~