Youze can run but youze can’t hide!

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The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.

-Minna Antrim

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I’m going to see my primary care provider today regarding my high blood pressure.  I had it basically under control for several years but recently it has creeped up, like a slimy scary monster, and so I’m on new meds.

Good news the meds seem to work.  Bad news my provider wants me to excercie.  FAT CHANCE!  And so I told her.

ps.  My provider is not fond of me.

 

 

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Prompt: Painted & Lady

“Some new ink my dear?”

She asked her niece too loudly.

“My Painted Lady”

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KARMA IS ALWAYS WATCHING JUST LIKE SANTA CLAUS…ONLY BITCHIER!

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She droops her head in disbelief

and deigns to answer to him

His silly songs brings such relief

yet her attitude is thin

O what can come from such a pair

their love brings endless grief

but two as one is better than

two alone;

so get some sleep!

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