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OldCat

~~dru~~

Here is your chuckle for the day, thanx to my friend Bob. ~~dru~~

bluebird of bitterness

An Englishman went on safari in Zambia, taking his faithful corgi along for company. One day the corgi decided to go do some exploring on her own. 

As she was wandering around, she saw a leopard approaching with the obvious intention of having her for lunch. Just in time, she noticed some bones on the ground nearby, and settled down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching leopard.

When the cat was close enough to pounce, the corgi said, “Wow, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the leopard immediately halted his attack and retreated into the jungle. “Whew, that was close,” said the leopard. “That dog nearly got me.”

A monkey who had witnessed the whole encounter from a nearby tree figured that he could put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection. So he went after the leopard, and when…

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RunTomorrow

out of vodka

WhateverSheWants

Even the bugs are coming out to crawl because of the heat!

Stressed

This easily could be “HE” and me, which explains why “HE” isn’t as fond of me as he could be.
~~dru~~

The Last Of The Millenniums

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That’ll get him for being momma’s favorite. ~~dru~~

The Last Of The Millenniums

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PaperTowelBird

I haven’t completely lost my hour glass figure!

I’m still 42″ x 39″ x 41″

MotherGoddess