Archives for category: I Laugh so I will Not Cry

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

For all you procrastinators out there who got an extension in April and have been putting off filing your taxes, just a  little reminder that October 16th is the last ever deadline to file.  HAPPY BELATED TAX DAY!  I so love being the harbinger of good news!

Willy with a thirst for gore,

nailed his sister to the door.

Mother said with humor quaint;

“Willie Dear don’t scratch the paint.”

*****

In the family drinking well,

Willie pushed his sister Nell.

Mother lost her darling daughter,

now we sterilize our water.

****

Willie found some dynamite,

didn’t understand it quite.

Curiosity never pays,

it rained Willie ten whole days.

****

Father nailed his darling wife

fast to the parquet flooring.

He was loathed to take her life

but he had to stop her snoring.

****

With a wink and a nod to “ruthless rhymes” these are my remembrances of poems I found it a joke book from my childhood.  I think it was printed in the 1930s, though Little Willies come from the very early 1900s but these have cracked me up since I read them as a child, so for my finale here is the last one I remember.

Making toast by the fireside,

Nurse fell in the fire and died.

What makes matters 10 times worse,

all the toast was burned with Nurse.

****

NIGHTIE BYES ALL.

 

CAT OOOoooo , MY CAT, MY OLD OLD OLD CAT; TELL ME WHY, TELL ME WHY DO YOU DOO DOO THAT?

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I heard what you did for a Klondike Bar…Call me!

CatCallMe

 

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Life Is Better When You’re Laughing!

~~dru~~

i can’t chug

i can’t guzzle

but i can sure…

down a beer CatwithBeer