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THIS APPLIES TO PHONE CALLS TOO!

My theme song after a morning of collection calls and just a friendly bit of advice;

DON’T KNOCK ON MY DOOR WITH THAT CERTIFIED LETTER!

…….sigh I’ve become my mother….

I’m waiting to go to a “Easter Sabbath” potluck of SDA aficionados, one that just makes me itch at the thought of going.  The  green beans are almost done and the mushrooms are getting there and I’m a wreck and having another beer.  I am reminded of a Tennessee Williams quote, which I think originally came from the bible

 

“Possess your soul in patience – you will see!”

Life just can’t be as bad as I’m making it.

 

ps: I’m wearing the outfit that when I wore it last someone asked me if I was an artist.

~~dru~~

I posted this once or twice before but there is something about this wonderful spring day that brought it to my pea brain again today.

Well the beautiful day and this post

https://thatgirl196.wordpress.com/2017/03/13/bukowski/

 

ENJOY BOTH

I WANT A FRIEND BOLOGNA SANDWICH

WITH MAYONNAISE

OH MY LORD IT’S A FLAT BED FORD SLOWING DOWN TO TAKE A LOOK AT ME!

Fried Bologna
 

A bologna sandwich is a ho-hum but ubiquitous lunch option. Especially in the South, this sandwich gets a variation as a fried bologna sandwich. It’s simple to make. Just fling the bologna onto a lightly buttered griddle or nonstick pan and fry it up until it’s browned. The thicker the cut of bologna, the better, so ask for it from the deli counter instead of buying it prepackaged. It’s a Southern favorite on the level of tomato sandwiches. And yes, you can top it with tomatoes. You can also heap on chili, slaw, cheese or mustard to a fried bologna sandwich for variety.

If you can forgo the pickle go to here:

http://www.oscarmayer.com/cold-cuts?gclid=CIiYr-Tok9MCFdCrfgod17EOXQ&gclsrc=ds#bologna

 

 

My thoughts chaotic always fly,

my logic reasoning plods, so dull.

Yet all around me wonder why,

I choose to hear the Siren’s Song.

SleepingNymph

It sings to me, I know its song

It soothes me, even when I’m wrong

It’s bad for me but I don’t care

I’m not alone when it is there

image source: http://nickillus.cgsociety.org/art/mermaid-painter-siren-photoshop-shipwreck-figure-nude-fish-drown-sea-song-487098

Some Dayz I Talkz, Some Dayz I Talkz Notz. Today’z a Bad Day, So I Talkz Notz Lotz!

 

CatReading

 

 

The better an action is for you; the harder it is to do!

~~dru~~

wtf1

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

~~dru~~

YOU DON’T GET A BODY LIKE MINE OVERNIGHT

IT TAKES YEARS OF MODERATE ALCOHOLISM, NEGLECT, AND NUMEROUS DAMAGING BEHAVIORS!

~~dru~~

CatwithBra

AFTER

katherine1

BEFORE