Imagine a slow waltz tempo for this little ditty  ~~dru~~

I DRINK WHEN I’M HAPPY, I DRINK WHEN I’M SAD, I DRINK WHEN I’M HUNGRY, I DRINK WHEN I’M MAD…..FOR IF I’M NOT WORKING OR SLEEPING YOU SEE…THERE’S ALWAYS A BEER NEXT TO ME

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I DON’T DO THE HARD STUFF LIKE I USED TO DO, THREE BOTTLES A MONTH IS ‘BOUT ALL THAT I DO.  I’M NOT THE WINO THAT I USED TO BE, THE CHEAP STUFF, THE PHOSPHATES, AND I DON’T AGREE

MY LIVER IS SWOLLEN, MY PANCREAS GONE; MY TUM ALWAYS HURTS, MY COMPLEXION IS WRONG, I LOOK TWICE AS OLD AS I REALLY DO BE BECAUSE THERE’S ALWAYS A BEER NEXT TO ME

I DON’T GO OUT NIGHTS MUCH, I DON’T LIKE TO DRIVE, BESIDES THERE’S NO MONEY ONCE I’VE BEEN SUPPLIED.  I’M JUST NOT THE FUN CHICK THAT I USED TO BE BUT THERE’S ALWAYS A BEER NEXT TO ME

MY FAMILY IS FRANTIC, MY FRIENDS ALL AGREE, MY PARTNER IS ANGRY CUZ ONCE HE LOVED ME BUT I AM EXACTLY WHERE I WANT TO BE….THERE IS ALWAYS A BEER NEXT TO ME!

original lyrics by ~~dru~~

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