I knew there was a reason that I’m boycotting Valentine’s Day. ~~dru~~

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

Steve Bannon, President Trump, Cupid, Valentine's Day, relationships, humor, Modern PhilosopherIf you were worried that President Trump had forgotten about Valentine’s Day, you can finally put your minds at ease, Modern Philosophers.

With yet another Executive Order, President Trump has relieved Cupid of his annual duties and put Creepy Guy Leering At You From The End Of The Bar, and all around White House Swiss Army Knife, Steve Bannon, in charge of helping people find love on February 14.

While it might not seem like the most logical choice for such a key position, why would the President suddenly switch gears and start making sense?

Of course, the White House Press Corps wanted to know what had spurred President Trump into make such an “intriguing” decision.

Had he suddenly run out of nations to threaten?  Was there a brick shortage preventing the start of construction on the wall?  Did Saturday Night Live say something mean about him again and Twitter…

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