Ho Ho Ho’ing my ass off. ~~dru~~

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

Santa Claus, Christmas, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Christmas songs, music, humor, Modern PhilosopherI saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night…

No, you didn’t, Modern Philosophers!

That’s the official word from Kissing Kris Kringle himself.

“Ho, ho, ho!”  Santa Claus laughed merrily via Skype.  “That’s what the Elves called me after that song became a hit.  I was a shameless ho for kissing all those Mommies.”

Even though things are incredibly busy at the North Pole, Santa found the time to chat to help quell the ugly rumors.

“It was all over social media today that Mrs. Claus had left me because I was an out of control ladies’ man who cheated on her every Christmas,” St. Nick explained sadly as he hung his head.  “Every decade or so, this rumor makes the rounds once that horrible song starts getting airplay.  This is the worst it’s ever been, though, now that everyone is on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, or whatever…

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