Archives for the month of: March, 2013



Oh Cat Oh my Cat…my little black Cat; sometimes I do wonder, why do you …doo doo… that?

 What is the matter with you Oh my Cat?

 Where is my pencil, where is my pen?  I see you’ve been on my desk top again.


There are stains on my desk chair and bites on my notes; it’s a wonder the paper is not stuck in your throat.  You eat from my plate and drink from my glass, the baby food cost is a pain in the ass.   FEED-ME

 Why must everything about you be so…so so…hard?  Why can’t you just go out and shit in the yard?


You shit in the bathtub.  It is under my chair.   There is pooh in the corners, there is pooh everywhere.   Sometimes when I’m walking I must play Fred Astaire.


I know you are old, I know you are frail but at times I just wonder is it worth all this care?



CATFIGHT1 I laugh so I will not cry.

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove.
O no, it is an ever-fixèd mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand’ring bark,
Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken.

Marriage (also called matrimony or wedlock) is a social union or legal contract between people called spouses that establishes rights and obligations between the spouses, between the spouses and their children, and between the spouses and their in-laws.     From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Definition of MARRIAGE

1a (1) : the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex as husband or wife in a consensual and contractual relationship recognized by law (2) : the state of being united to a person of the same sex in a relationship like that of a traditional marriage <same-sex marriage>

b : the mutual relation of married persons : wedlock

c : the institution whereby individuals are joined in a marriage

2: an act of marrying or the rite by which the married status is effected; especially : the wedding ceremony and attendant festivities or formalities


3: an intimate or close union <the marriage of painting and poetry — J. T. Shawcross>

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noun    (Concise Encyclopedia)

Legally and socially sanctioned union, usually between a man and a woman, that is regulated by laws, rules, customs, beliefs, and attitudes that prescribe the rights and duties of the partners and accords status to their offspring (if any). The universality of marriage is attributed to the many basic social and personal functions it performs, such as procreation, regulation of sexual behaviour, care of children and their education and socialization, regulation of lines of descent, division of labour between the sexes, economic production and consumption, and satisfaction of personal needs for social status, affection, and companionship. Until modern times marriage was rarely a matter of free choice, and it was rarely motivated by romantic love. In most eras and most societies, permissible marriage partners have been carefully regulated. In societies in which the extended family remains the basic unit, marriages are usually arranged by the family. The assumption is that love between the partners comes after marriage, and much thought is given to the socioeconomic advantages accruing to the larger family from the match. Some form of dowry or bridewealth is almost universal in societies that use arranged marriages. The rituals and ceremonies surrounding marriage are associated primarily with religion and fertility and validate the importance of marriage for the continuation of a family, clan, tribe, or society. In recent years the definition of marriage as a union between members of opposite sexes has been challenged, and in 2000 The Netherlands became the first country to legalize same-sex marriages. See also bridewealth; divorce; dowry; exogamy and endogamy; polygamy.

  1. a marriage between form and function

Origin of MARRIAGE

Middle English mariage, from Anglo-French, from marier to marry

First Known Use: 14th century

Related to MARRIAGE


conjugality, connubiality, match, matrimony, wedlock

Related Words

monogamy; bigamy, polyandry, polygamy, polygyny; intermarriage, miscegenation, mixed marriage, remarriage; cohabitation, common-law marriage; civil union, domestic partnership; attachment, commitment, relationship; betrothal, engagement, espousal, hand, pledge, promise, proposal, troth

Near Antonyms

annulment, divorce, separation


Other Sociology Terms

bourgeois, ethos, eugenics, exurb, incommunicado, intelligentsia, megalopolis, metrosexual, mores, subculture

Rhymes with MARRIAGE


Medical Definition of CARRIAGE

CARRIAGE: the condition of harboring a pathogen within the body <immunization against hepatitis B reduced the rate of HBV carriage> <asymptomatic carriage of the pneumococcus in the nasopharynx>



My precious little Nikko is more than just a freakko!


She is a Femme Fatale…………………………… 


 …………So you better watch out pal!




Spitz Sabitz and Clawz von Mewlow got into a fight today


Spitz Sabitz…………………Spitz


Clawz von Mewlow……………..Clawz

Who then had something to say!


They raced around & chased around and pulled hairs from each other’s head.


Then they both lay down and curled around…



and left me with one hairy bed!


The End or is it?