Archives for the day of: February 18, 2013

Work1I should have gone to work today….I really really should ‘f.

I could have gone to work today; you know I really could ‘f.

I didn’t go to work today, ‘though I worked for money somewhat,

but I didn’t go to work today;

so now I’m broke and not bespoke

and electricity will be shut ‘f.

 Work3

Work2

sigh…….

Well if Blake can rhyme eye with symmetry, I can do this!   So there!

Sauage

I made the most delicious sausage last night…yah really me!

Now it was pork sausage so I’m sorry if I offend but really it just tastes so much better, I mean if you’re going to be bad…BE BAD…nobody really likes turkey sausage. Eat turkey or eat well but when you’re bad be bad!

(She sez as she’s limping toward 62, with luck, so take that with a grain of salt substitute)

I purchased just plain old store bought Italian Hot Sausage and cooked it in a pan with:

(Not necessarily in this order but I think so)

Salt, smidgeon of olive oil, and Tapatio’ hot sauce.

(oh that uncle rocks!)

After I rolled them often and they were brown…the sausage that is… I added beer covered them and let them simmer. After I took the lid off and the beer boiled down, I added some balsamic vinegar, some cheap red wine…more than some…a large dash of Lea & Perrins and a squeeze of lemon juice,

why the lemon juice I don’t actually know….been at the cheap red wine too much would be my guess.

Sausage&wine

Then I also cut up hunks of red bell pepper and added it to the pan/brew and cooked it all down to a marvelous reduction…a big gunky mess but oh so good. I “deglazed” the gunk with more beer, cooked that down to nut’n and then added this to a previously made pasta bake done by

“He Who Will Not Obey”

and

Umm Uumm Good

So There!

 

CATFIGHT1Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

Oh give Me a Break! 

Words will ALWAYS Hurt ME

I believe in words

Words are what allow us to communicate without body language

Words augment body language….words are the basis for existing

Without words we really are nothing

In the beginning there was god?

AND GOD SAID

Words…..

BLAH BLAH BLAH

A one hour conversation every morning no matter to whom is hurtful

A need to keep calling back when “whom” isn’t there is hurtful

AND I QUOTE

“I know this hurts you but I’ll not disappoint her like every other man in her life”
Those words established priority and the fact that you consider yourself a man in her life –

THAT IS HURTFUL!

I never said I was really good with words only that I believe in them

GROUCHO-HARPO-CHICO circa 1990s 001

AngryBirds

 

I’M REALLY really REALLY really really REALLY REALLY REALLY

IRKED

LIKE ARMY ANTS or ANGRY BIRDS

LIKE OLD PIT BULLS or MAURADING HERDS

 MY BPs HIGH

MY TOLERANCE LOW

MY ANKLE HURTS

SO DOES MY TOE

THERE IS THAT STABBING PAIN IN MY HEAD

I’M OVERWHELMED WITH A FEELING OF DREAD

 

AND THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO KNOW

 

I’M really REALLY REAlly REALLY really really REALLY

IRKED!

(read angry)

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