Archives for the month of: October, 2012

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Beauty would be if she wasn’t so fat but she doesn’t care for things like that. In fact for your opinion she doesn’t care in the least, so that is why her true name is Beauty and the Beast! 

       (One Cat Two Personalities)                                                                

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DO YOU KNOW THAT RACOONS LUMBERING INTO YOUR HOME IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSON OR PERSONS WALKING INSIDE YOUR HOME, PARTICULLARLY…see below

WHEN YOU HAVE WOOD FLOORS AND A BASEMENT?

at this point in my narrative i’m supposed to correctly spell  particularly

(HAD TO LOOK THAT ONE UP/// CAN’T SPELL FOR MY LIFE)

THIER SOUND

(that would be the racoons) 

IN MY HOME IS SORT OF LIKE A BASE DRUM IN PARADE MODE WITHOUT THE GAME

nice little babies but i wish they’d go away

WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK, PARTICULARRLY (sp) & see above)

WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK…APOLIGIES TO Bukowski

Well when you’re drunk like just right now you may loose your train of thought..and i just did… oh well

(oh heck who ever needed to apoligize to him? that would be bukowski…he does not mind lower case)

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN EASILY CHASE THEM OUT

(RACOONS THAT IS)

IF YOU HAVE THE “GUTz” ?

I figured it out after I almost fainted

DO YOU KNOW YOU CAN HATE AND LOVE THE SAME PERSON AT THE SAME ACTUAL TIME FOR REASONS YOU CAN’T EVEN EXPERSS?

(makes you feel stupid but well apologizes all round and if asked, I’ll have another)

 DO YOU KNOW YOU CAN PROBABLY EXPRESS MORE THAN YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BECAUSE?

(again apologizes all around)

 DID ANY ONE FEED THE CATS?

 DID YOU KNOW CATS WILL EAT YOU IF YOU’RE DEAD AND THEY ARE LOCKED UP WITH YOU AND HUNGERY?  DO YOU EVEN THINK THAT IS NOT OK? 

i  think it is okay., I belive i might do the same 

HOWEVER i WILL TRY VERY HARD NOT TO BE LOCKED UP WITH HUNGRY CATZ WHEN i’M DEAD.

 remind me pleeze

BE GOOD TO ME WHEN I’M ALIVE….CUZ DEAD IS DEAD AND THAT’S NO JIVE!

 

SORRY EVIE I GAVE UP YOUR ASHES BUT ACTALLY I THINK THIS IS BETTER THAN WHAT HAS BEEN…I JUST CAN’T ACCEPT TOSSING INTO RUNNING WATER…WISH I COULD….

AND IT IS NOT LIKE YOU EVER WANTED TO SIT IN MY “ENTERTAINMENT” CENTER.  I STILL LOVE(?) YOU AND WISH I NOW WON’T HAVE TO SATISFIY MY SWEET TOOTH THIS CHRISTMAS WITH JUST OL’E STORE BOUGHT A.ROCCA.  

good bye

me

When Kramer came to my house to stay,

she lay around three weeks than up and ran away.

 

She jumped the back fence to be with three kids and now she makes their home her digs…        

 

and the only thing that is a real shamer, is her names now Tiffany…not…Kramer!

                                                                                                           sigh

                                 Despurrado is tall,

Despurrado is long,

 in the middle of the night Des will sing you a song.

 He insists on drinking out of the McCoy vase and the other cats don’t like him and they hit him in the face.  

Katherine the Great will sit upon her throne…….

 

 

 

so that you can serve her dinner just as soon as you get home.

 Her Royal plate is just paper and her throne is the refrigerator BUT….

she’ll Fuss and Fuss if you don’t accommodate  HER. 

 

i actually did meet uncle shelby, years ago, right here in my then own little burg but although i went to the book signing…i wasn’t young but hoping i was so young for him he’d give me a look…he talked almost more about his much younger than me new bride and his new baby than he did about his books

he was so in love i didn’t even give it a try, besides it was at a kid’s book store not a bar.

sigh…i sigh a lot

wore make up and everything

i did however get my book signed with a little line drawing but i sold it on ebay.

not because i was dissapointed…although that was true

but sold it years later…

because i needed the money

dear uncle, i always entitle my scratch word pages ABZ

love you and the slithergadee if that is how it is spelled…sold that book too

good night irene

THOUGHTS IN THE DARK OF MIDNIGHT

when the hours are wee and small

  it occurs to me that sometimes anger is just another form of tears but that i’d rather defend my anger than expose my tears…..

 unfortunately i usually do it all; shout, defend, cry.

 

 

If you’re not careful you’ll trip on the cracks in the ceiling.

 If i could make one good decision for each twenty bad decisions, i’d be so far ahead of this game; i’d be winning.

 i hate tax time.

 i hate old cars.

 i hate my birthday.

 my ankle hurts.

 i’m so tired but i’m afraid of the dark,

also there are so many kittens in my bed and they jump on my toes…they look like pin cushions…my toes not the catz.

 i wish i’d met Uncle Shelby…..sigh

 nighty byes.

 Oh ps I wish people who actually know me wouldn’t call me at 7:30 in the morning, especially when i’m in insomnia mode and it is not an emergency.

but then how can they know? about the insomnia mode not the emergency

 going back to bed; good night chet..good night david or verse visa

 

the end

Jennings was Jennings because he was ALWAYS wailing….

…but from where i sat it looked like smooth sailing….

SO i’D SIT HIM IN MY LAP AND i’D LOOK HIM IN THE EYE AND i’D ASK HIM THE QUESTION……WHY DO YOU CRY?